Now that the whole Elian thing is taken care of I can return to my reign as queen of livejournal. None of you are safe from me... the agents are swarming now. Current Mood: cranky
I have started Janet's Crusade Against the World. Some would say I'm drunk on my own power, I would have to agree. I am lonely... oh, so lonely. Will you be my friend? No, well then I'm taking away ammendment 23. No booze for you, next in line.
For I am Janet, Mistress of Laws, bow to me peon!
I'm just out to abuse your civil rights in order to further my own twisted pro-lesbian politics.
I have yet to find the Elian child. I shall soon enough. I have sent agents to all corners of the country. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog too!
Ammendment number 12 is no more! Mwahahahahaha!
I must say this whole Elian thing has gotten me in a tizzy. I shall find him! Perhaps he's under the bed?
Perhaps I shall take away ammendment three next.
Or maybe number two? Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
(This LJ is a collaberation by a few people. Would you like to be added into the mix? Just tell Janet!)