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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Janet Reno's LiveJournal:

Sunday, September 10th, 2000
1:24 am
Now that the whole Elian thing is taken care of I can return to my reign as queen of livejournal. None of you are safe from me... the agents are swarming now.

Current Mood: cranky
Tuesday, May 9th, 2000
1:27 pm
I have started Janet's Crusade Against the World. Some would say I'm drunk on my own power, I would have to agree. I am lonely... oh, so lonely. Will you be my friend? No, well then I'm taking away ammendment 23. No booze for you, next in line.

For I am Janet, Mistress of Laws, bow to me peon!

Mwahahahahaha!
9:42 am
Consti-what?
I'm just out to abuse your civil rights in order to further my own twisted pro-lesbian politics.
Mwahhh...
Monday, May 8th, 2000
8:18 pm
I have yet to find the Elian child. I shall soon enough. I have sent agents to all corners of the country. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog too!

Ammendment number 12 is no more! Mwahahahahaha!
3:48 pm
I must say this whole Elian thing has gotten me in a tizzy. I shall find him! Perhaps he's under the bed?

Perhaps I shall take away ammendment three next.

Or maybe number two? Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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